Ah, Apple. The darling of tech enthusiasts who wear their devices like fashion statements. The brand that turned “Think Different” into “Think Expensive” and somehow convinced an entire generation that carrying a charger for your laptop and your dongle collection is peak sophistication. Let me be clear: Apple makes brilliant products – for people who value simplicity, aesthetics, and being part of a high-tech country club. For me? Apple is about as appealing as a soggy biscuit. Let’s break it down logically…